Glorble Mug

A private and highly personal male secretion that accumulates throughout their lifetime. Most keep their Glorble (or Glorbe) in a safe place, and do not discuss them either anyone other than other men that they share a bond with. Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner. Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble. Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.