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That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads 936 more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and don't want to eat it, Satan continues to force the disgusting popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will let you go. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where you will die a slow, painful death.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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