Giufjob Mug
Noun- An extremely advanced sexual maneuver that requires champion skill at closing deals while particularly intoxicated. Originally preformed during a drunken Halloween romp at Saint Michael’s College in 2008, the inventor of this skillful, but demeaning fornication technique sloppily and eloquently convinced a possibly crusty Saint Michael’s girl to accompany him to her dormitory room. Once in the room, while still unaware of the female’s name the creator of the Giufjob consummated their short, but lustful relationship by engaging in sexual relations while continuing to wear his Halloween mask. Following what was reportedly a disappointingly prompt and un-extraordinary ejaculation the “Giufjobber” in question fled the scene only to discover, contrary to his belief at the time that he was not at the University of Vermont. The “Giufjober” slinked back to the before mentioned female’s room to spend an increasingly awkward night. Necessary attributes of a Giufjob- 1. A mask must be worn throughout the entirety of intercourse 2. An unknown identity 3. Little to no recollection of the actual occurrence of the event 4. No memory of the identity or physical appearance of the female sexual partner 5. Extreme intoxication 6. The intercourse must be followed by a devastatingly embarrassing event that forces the colored male sexual partner to stay the night
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect