gipsineb
A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.