ginger

Being a ginger myself i can give the inside scoop. unlike some beliefs a ginger is not made by a genetic disease called gingervitus(which happens to be a gum disease that rots your gums and makes all your teeth fall out), but is caused by 2 devils having sex and creating a satan spawn, because satan and all his worshipers live underground they are not used to the power of uv light from the sun, which is why they burn. to avoid having ginger children the ginger parent must mate with an asian thus cancelling out the ginger gene. gingers prefer the night because it is less damaging to them. the south park episode about gingers is partly true, gingers have no souls, are wierd, should all be exterminated, will take over the world but we do NOT use umbrella's i was deeply offended by the umbrealla's, most gingers prefer to burn with honour. many ginger children are bullied at a young age, lets face it we deserve it and therefore lose all self confidence, we then screw up in life, the true people are the ones who rise above being ginger and then enjoy their life with new self confidence, they may lead normal lifes as a bank manager or a politician, however they are always trying to become more and more powerful so they can take over the world. believe or not i am ginger!! i am not the best looking person but that never stopped me so far, for a picture of me go to mingers.com and u will see me first page.