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The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage. Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback. Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend

parkzer g.Jun 16

Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊

Tera S.Jun 16
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Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.

Cynthia P.Jun 16
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

JzuezJun 15

The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

Sharen K.Jun 15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m.Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D.Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A.Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F.Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L.Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G.Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W.Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M.Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O.Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b.Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W.Jun 1
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