george bush
possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war." it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work. recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina. and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we." only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end. (ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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