generation mifwiw

Generation milking it for what it’s worth: Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic. The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW: • accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts; • hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit; • AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required; • completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time; • owns the badge of entitlement; • devoid of conscience and remorse; • plagiarist; • smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm • cheater; • high level expertise in scam techniques and so on… A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things; • Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets • Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse • On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole • Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe