Gender blob

An overweight individual who clearly subscribes to gender ideology, and likely identifies as gender queer - and you can tell there’s nothing fun or interesting about them other than their victimhood complex, which isn’t fun or interesting at all. Gender blobs generally have nothing substantive to say about anything, but their unique skill is regurgitating verbatim what their gender-women’s studies and fat studies professors taught them. Gender blobs are, by definition, easily identifiable, in part because they seek the negative attention that is inevitable when anyone normal looks at them, as they use it as further evidence of their oppression. Usually has unnatural hair colors, piercings, and is common to find them wearing a shirt that says something like “Kill Cis-Hetero-Patriarchy” or “Gender Queer and Proud.”