Gaylord
**Update** "No u" has been found to be the ultimate insult and it can be used to outmatch the use of Gaylord. "No u" can only be used by one party of a two party conversation. If there are more than two participants in a conversation "No u" can be passed between everyone but never back to anyone who has already passed the "No u". The last reciever of "No u" is the true Gaylord. See "Gaylord" Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!! Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays. Random Guy 1: No u. Random Guy 2: Shit, I just got served. Gaylord - The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays. A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult. Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use. Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!! Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays. Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served #gay#homosexual#fagmosexual#owned#pwned by M.C Caber April 02, 2006
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