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Milo was in his room when he got a text from his boyfriend, Aulten asking him to come over. He packed a bag and drove to his house. As soon as he got there, he walked in the door to see Aulten sitting on the couch completely naked. Aulten got up and grabbed Milo by the neck, throwing his bag to the floor. He started to undress him while kissing his neck, and soon they were both completely naked while making out on the couch. Milo got up and ran to grab the lube and condoms. He quickly lubed himself up and opened a condom for Aulten. He slid the condom over his rock-hard 9 inch cock, rubbing it on Milo's asshole in missionary. Milo was so horny it was almost unbearable. "P-please just put it inside me daddy" Milo says. Aulten shoves his cock into Milo's tight ass. It feels really good for both of them so they continue. "Good little cumslut", Aulten says, still pounding on his ass. "UUUGHHH- DADDY FUCK ME HARDER-" Milo says. Aulten listens, putting his dick deeper inside him. Aulten is about to cum. He sped up to finish quicker and Milo was gasping for air at this point. Aulten came inside Milos asshole so much that it squirted out and all over his stomach. It's almost impossible for Milo not to cum. He sprays cum out of his 6 inch cock squirting it all over Aultens face. Milo quietly says, "thank you daddy..." "your welcome baby", Aulten replies. Aulten then says, "Are you ready for round two?" And then they fuck all night and then they are happy :)I hope you came to my story
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