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Gavin Oakes is Mt Morgan's "most dedicated and prestige worker" (not). He loves to pick on any guy who talks to any girl he likes even though the girl is 14 and he is over 40. He makes everything about him and how hard he works, yet makes dumb excuses to get out of work or to make you do his work. If anyone else is receiving help, he has a sook over it and complains about how that person receives all the help. He is very loyal to the Store Manager, the butchers and his father (fruit and veg Manager) defending them against anything and doing whatever they ask. However when they go away he begins to talk them down. He hates working Tuesdays, as he gets stuck doing his job and crushing boxes. He also hates Friday afternoon cause the Supervisor is apparently always chatting up girls and always talking to them in the office and hanging out with them afterwork. He also hates doing fruit and vegetables on his own and often complains about how he has to do it all. He loves a cold bottle of Coke, or Oak ice coffee along with a bag of chips or something hot from the baymaree. He also love look at big breasts from some of the females even though most of them are under-age. He is always avoiding certain single mothers in the town who have used him for his money. He like to talk about all the people he hates when they walk past and judge everyone, based on how they look or where they put their trolleys and park their car.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.

Daniel S. Apr 29
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.

Michael T. Apr 28

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g. Apr 24

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A. Apr 22
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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As usual very quick professional seller.

G. S. Apr 14
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Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B. Mar 31
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P. Mar 28
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The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n. Mar 26

Describes my classmate in school, perfect

Person :. Mar 24
Review by Mark B.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.

Mark B. Mar 20
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.

ugly b. Mar 18
Review by Jonathan H.

I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

Jonathan H. Mar 17
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Review by That g.

My cat likes this mug. Here is a pic of his happy lil face. ------>

That g. Mar 16

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B. Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U. Mar 15

I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!

Linda J. Mar 15
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s. Mar 11

Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S. Mar 10

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