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A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
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Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.

Manny HeffleyDec 13

Looks great and quick delivery

Brian C.Dec 13
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very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

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I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T

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The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

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It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!

Chris C.Dec 12
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This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"

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Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.

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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

Mia K.Dec 12
Review by Sarah H.

It DIDNT break :D

Sarah H.Dec 12
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so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.

Charles B.Dec 11
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This is made by my friend i love it

DavidDec 10

Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎

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It was the best thing I could have asked for

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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

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Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!

Arturo I.Dec 9
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.

Sugar T.Dec 9

As always, a great gift.

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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

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