Garrison
A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
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