Ganzi
Ganzi is a noun which describes individuals with two specific qualities. The first quality is known as social hibernation. This consists of scouring the dark web for leaked Pokimane images and masturbating relentlessly. This duty requires around the clock dedication which leads to Ganzis being isolated in their bedrooms for many weeks and months. They lose all ability to speak formidably and even answer simple phone calls. During their short time periods of post nut clarity, Ganzis enjoy to obsessively wash their hands and play league of legends with their discord kitten friends. Other hobbies include partaking in their twitch moderator duties and to send text to speech donations to their favourite streamer with a request to simply say their name. The second quality of a Ganzi is that they contain a weapon so dangerous that if unveiled to the outside world would lead to mass destruction and ultimately the end of the human race. Their penis is so large that it could simply usurp the entire galaxy due to the gravitational potential that it would incur. Ganzis penis is so large that it would create a blackhole effect sucking the entire universe into it, completely distorting the spacetime continuum. Other traits include listening to music by Lil Tjay and most notoriously the song Jackie Chan by Post Malone. A Ganzi often threatens to ‘bust a cap in yo ass’ and can respond to questions with simple one word answers or by calmly stating ‘we can’ in a soft and soothing tone.
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