Gabo

A superior life form in every sense of the term. Gabo's are usually immortal demigods sent down to earth to steal your girlfriend. Their blonde hair, tenacious smile, and surprisingly succesful swimming careers make them irresistible to women. One can often tell if a Gabo is nearby due to the surplus of drenched panties on the floor. Although short never underestimate their powers for every man is secretly gay for Gabo, and every women would sacrifice 420 stoned Syrian children in hopes for a glimpse at his massive floppy donkey dick.