Gabe Lewis
A Gabe Lewis (Full Name: Gabriel Susan Lewis) is a tall, skinny excuse for a man who have a horror movie fetish and is the worst boyfriend ever. Uses terms to describe his significant other as "exquisite". Works for Dunder Mifflin Sabre alternating between corporate and the Scranton Branch, though neither want him there. A kiss ass to every boss he's ever had. His most recent girlfriend Erin Hannon told him she doesn't like having sex because it feels like getting attacked by skeleton. The only way he exercises is by "stretching his pelvic bowl". Other alias' : Gay Bastard Skeleton Man The Toilet
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