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A group of fags that suck each others dicks. Also know as 50 cents ass toys. These group of queers are the gayest of the gay. They eat each others sperm and use it for their jerry curls and afros. 50 Cent A.K.A. 50 dicks in his ass in one night. He is the main fag in gay unit. He sometimes goes by the name the kernal of corn, why you may ask. Well when he eats the shit of the other gay unit members he really likes it when they eat corn the day before so he has some extra added flavor. 50 pesos was a exconvict. He would steal ky jelly and rubber dildos from porn shops just to go to jail and get ass fucked. When he was signed by slim shady and dre it was a set up by surge night origionaly, but both dre and eminim didnt read the contract that sugs lawyer changed out and now they are stick with 50 pesos and the gay unit for a few more years. Olivia A.K.A. Oliver is the one shemale of the Gay unit. She was born as a man but 50 pesos found him and couldnt get a chick if he paid for it. In the public eye he was looking more like a fag each and every day. He paid oliver the crackhead to become his member of gay unit. Well once he signed the contract and since oliver didnt have any schooling what so ever and couldnt read. In the contract it said he woud have to get a boob job to look like a female and change his name. He could still keep his dick so he could fuck 50 cent in the ass and the rest of gay unit. Loyyd banks A.K.A. sperm banks was also another crack head that 50 pesos took in under his nut sack. He gets his nick name for all the mouth shots he takes from the rest of the crew. He is more or less a human pin cushion for cocks. Young buck A.K.A. buck me in the ass with 5 dicks at once. He was born in samalia and when starvin marvin was flown over in the cardboard box to south park cartman threw young buck in the trash. Well 50 guys in one night found him wandering around looking in the trash behind a gay porn store in mississippi. 50 being the type of guy to never turn down a dick in his ass, asked buck me in the ass with 5 dicks at once if he would like some candy and lured him to his limo with a rubber dick
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