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So we were in Amsterdam And we were staying at this guy Tas' house Good friend of ours Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city We were just finished with our second European tour And everything was going pretty good Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas' And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, y'know? And I guess she had a lot of money or something 'Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and giving him lots of stuff and loaning him money, y' know? She was really good looking. She was really cool And I don't, I don't think he'd met ever her before But she, she had, y'know, other boyfriends, I suppose So I'm sitting on the couch, y'know, at Tas' apartment And I'm reading, y'know, Maximum Rocknroll or Flipside, one of those punk things And I heard Skeeter come in And he came in, and he had all these really nice clothes on She bought him all this stuff She, like. bought him cologne He was really, really smelling good, y'know, he looked good too Y'know, he comes in, he puts his herb on the table and, whatever I'm just reading my little punk magazine, not really paying attention And then he says—uh—says, "Hey Dave?" And I look up. And he's standing there with his dick in his hand And he's kinda got it, like, lifted up, so he's looking at the head of his dick He kinda pointed it at me And I didn't know what to think He said, "Does that look like pus to you?" And I said, "No, I think it's lint."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
This is made by my friend i love it
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
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