Furry

Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to : Fur masks Fur suits Tail plugs Murr suits Furries suffer from many disabilties such as : Stupidity Eating glue Femboy Being set on fire frequently Quirkyness Beastiality SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome ) How to interact with a furry : 1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary. Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live. Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry. By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry. ( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person ) 2. Run. 3. Celebrate. Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU. Don't waste ammo! How to prevent becoming a furry. 1. Having a family. 2. Be sane. Source : Having a functioning brain. Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.