Fuckboy

Wears a belt for decoration, pants fall beneath bum in spite of. Thinks his horrible looking self is hot shit , and does not in ANYWAY acknowledge anything contrary to that fact. Smokes newports. Wears a beanie. Hangs out a bar with two other dudes and constantly has phone out desperately seeking any attention from either some poor unfortunate soul whose number this miscreant creature was able to obtain, while talking incredibly loudly on the other end to. Or by taking/posting pictures of aforementioned other dudes, or bar, on every and any social site as well as randomly to reddit and in group chats to entire contact list. Cant take no for an answer. Gives off the aroma of ham water smothered in busch light and axe body spray. Also gives off sad, creepy, stalker vibes, and is repulsed by any accusations of his inferior iq.