Fuckboy
PAY ATTENTION! A fuckboy is great in bed. A fuckboy is great at saying all the right things. A fuckboy makes you feel hot m sexy. A fuckboy is great looking. A fuckboy can have sex for a long time and can even do it more than once in same session. A fuckboy is also CHEAP. Wants you to spend YOUR money or drive him around. A fuckboy never wants to go out on a date. A fuckboy doesnât know how to make a girl orgasm so plan on faking it a lot. A fuckboy will say things to offend you like âcan my friend come over he wants to watchâ n then when you say no he will say heâs just kidding. (But that was a test question). A fuckboy will turn on you like a light switch. Like a good twin vs evil twin. You will be SHOCKED when you find out his real dark side. So dark you may even want to call the cops. A fuckboy smokes a lot of weed. And even tho heâs been out of high school for many years still says things like âwordâ and âbroâ. A fuckboy will show you pics in his phone of other girls he slept with but they may just be people he added on FB thatâs hes never actually met. A fuckboy will for sure prey on older women in hops of looking for a sugar mama. But you can be sure he has nothing else to offer except his hot in bed. So if youâre willing to pay real cash for that go ahead. But you will also lose your dignity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think itâs hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she canât use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots đđĽą
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything Iâve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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I just love mugs
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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