Fuckboy
Asshole who uses girls for his benefit. He starts off sweet, makes you believe everything you wanna hear. He always lets you down but apologizes to continue demanding more "pics." He pretends to care but his actions never prove any affection. He complains your tits aren’t out enough since you need to show off your assets to other guys. He only sees you at night for sex and never lets you sleep over. He shows up unexpected at night to get in your pants before goin home to bed. He cancels plans cuz he’s busy even if they’re his idea. He forces you to listen to him bitch about the last girl and awful things she did over and over so you believe him. Later you realize he never actually tried when you’re forced to hear him vent how he tried with other women who blew him off. Don’t look past all this even if you care about him. He doesn’t see anything wrong with how he treats you and wants to continue pulling off a kunkel with girls. He trash talks friends, siblings, coworkers to feel better about himself. If you try to stand up to this asshole he’ll deny it and try to turn it on you. He doesn’t care and will wait til you’re at your worst (ie. family dying, your birthday) to end it. When you’re crying in front of him he’ll laugh at you as tears stream down your face. He’ll say he just needs space and isn’t saying it’s done forever so you’re sitting at home waiting. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can’t be trusted and deserve nothing but the same in return.
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