Freshman
The most annoying class in high school. Most freshman think they are the shit, always traveling in large groups, being as loud as possible. Many of the freshman girls are thots trying to get dick from upperclassmen. Since most of the juniors and seniors reject them, they go after the sophmore boys. These girls believe they’re the hottest at school and dress like total sluts, wearing the tightest possible pants with a shirt that barely covers their chest. Many of the fights at school are also caused by these hoes, typically over a guy whose cheated with them both. The guys in this grade are also obnoxious. They believe they are all that, although most of them can’t even make above the c-team. They act like assholes to most girls in the school and have the “douchebag” look. They act like they are the kings of the school even though upperclassmen just laugh at them. They also believe the older girls want to fuck them, and are just on the search for a girl desperate enough to give them pussy. This class loves to walk like fucking turtles through the halls and leave no room for people to get past. Although most freshman suck dick, there are a few diamonds in the rough. It’s rare to find the nice, respectful freshman out there, so once you do hold on tight. By the end of freshman year, most of these shits have matured to the point where they are ready to stop most of the bs and continue to sophomore year.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
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Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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