Fraser Kaka

The man who smears kaka on his crash bandicoot toys every night before bed. This is to mask the smell of grandma ureta falling down the stairs. Frees a 9-inch cheedworm from his colon as a self-defence mechanism and swings it like nun-chucks. In the event that fraser's tapeworm gets covered in mayonnaise, he will resort to ripping a chunk of the earth out of the ground like donkey kong and throwing it at the nearest p.e. teacher, before chanting "kaka, kaka, kaka" as he locates a source of vitamin U(reta). Likes to give speeches at birthday parties and saying hello to people through interpretive dance. Under no circumstances should you approach him from behind or you will be bathed in kaka as he spins like crash kakacoot and flicks it everywhere like a blender. He has hargled his mutty one too many times to deal with this again. Fraser kaka will land after he goes into next week.