Francis Bacon
The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.
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