Forensics

A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.