Forde
The lesser know son of the Horseman War.Forde was demoted to Demigod status because of his affair with the Greek Moon Goddess, Achelois.This scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.Forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and War,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.Forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.Just before the climax, Forde performed a,now widely known,’DonkeyPunch’.Unfortunately ,Forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.Killing another God was strictly forbidden,Forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.Forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.During is first year he was captured by the Maya who sacrificed him to please their Gods.Upon Forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. Forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.He found a place amongst the Roman’s as a fertility God but later fell into a cult status of a Deity of Perversion,much favoured by the Emperor Nero.Forde was chased out of Italy by Diana,the Roman Goddess of the Hunt.His later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into Germany and then the UK. Forde is synonymous with; Perversion,deviant,sex obsession
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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