FMS
No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. Itâs what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as âfuck me sidewaysâ? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if youâre on my flight, iâm kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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