Fluffies
Fluffies can be described as the sensation of air, forced from an ostrich or emu's anus onto a moist orifice. It is custom for this sensual art to be responded to with chant-like fart. Thousands of pleasure seekers have adopted the giant birds into their chambers because the stimulation from their fluffies is ten times as powerful as the poofies of elephants, a related form of sexuality. Fluffy practices are opening throughout the world due to the orgasmic rippling effect of feather-filtered gas propulsion over one's nasty bits.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
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