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The hell-hole I live in. The place where if you can't get a job at McD's, you decide to become a cop. The place that that moron George W's brother is governor. The place where Jeb Bush could not answer a math question that was on the 10th grade FCAT (standardized test). The place where there are very few smart people. The most popular place for hurricanes to hit in the country. The place where old people come to die. The place where spring-break kids come and party, get busted by the idiot cops, and then never leave. The place with beautiful beaches and morons on them. The place that is inhabited by Spanish-speaking people, MORONS, more morons, idiot cops, old people who can't drive, spring break kids who can't drive, more morons, cops who break the law every day, more morons, some rednecks (like me), and VERY few intelligent people (like me). This is the place that George W. originally said he "didn't need", but then had his brother steal it for him even thought Gore won the popular vote. The place where all the morons live, and the smart people can't find a way out because the idiots hinder their every move. Also called the Sunshine state, although it rains almost every day. Also called Hell's waiting room.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
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Word on front, definition on back
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.

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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

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Looked great and delivered fast.

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Great product

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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

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urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you

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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

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Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

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Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.

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Loved it!

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My 4th cup purchase just love them

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He loved the mug!

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The cup is very nicely designed

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Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

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Great mug. Super customer service!

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Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.

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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad

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