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A nice place to visit but not live! Population of nearly dead and newly weds. For those of us unfortunate souls who were born and raised there its the worst state. There are 4 sections to Fl; Panhandle -beach, N./Central Fl-southern, Miami (305)- lil cuba, S. Fl- money. There are only two seasons hot and hotter. Any education below college level sucks, but if you must go to school there Seminole county is on top. Your either a Gator or Seminole, no one but Miamians care about U of M. As for the beaches, the alantic beaches are by far the best, the gulf beaches are nice if you like to feel like your swimming in a warm bath with red tide. The only exception to that is Sanibel Island beaches, they are like heaven on earth. The only reason non-floridians say we can't drive is b/c we drive like we have shit to do. Those of you who like to do the speed limit need to move the fuck over, some of us have things to get done, and don't be jealous b/c we can multitask while we drive. I learned how to drive while on the phone! Also if you miss your turn or exit go to the next one and turn around don't cut from the left-hand lane to the right just so you can make your turn..Some of us are trying not to die! True Floridians don't go to disney everyday b/c we hate tourist. NO, alligators do not walk around in your backyard unless you live in a swamp. Not everyone has a pool, and no we don't go to the beach everyday. Not everyone lives on the coast. For those idiots who don't know Tallahassee is the capitol not Miami. Florida is of Native American origin, with some spanish influence. Yes there is a place called Yee-haw junction. As for FLO RIDA..its pernounced FLORIDA and your fucking form Tallahassee...woopdi fuck doo!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug

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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.

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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.

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Rowan P.Apr 28

This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing

Luke K.Apr 28

War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.

ha h.Apr 28

Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.

Michael T.Apr 28

I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother

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Super Funny Mug 😂

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awesome product!

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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

Quantavious B.Apr 24

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g.Apr 24

It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G.Apr 23

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