flopthaniel

a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)