Floof
A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.
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I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
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