Flat
A insult used for 12 year old incels who never had a girlfriend before in their entire life and care about woman with big boobs and a thicc ass because they got all the cake that they want to suck on and grope on their tits and other “flat” woman do not. They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now. You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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