Flat
A insult used for 12 year old incels who never had a girlfriend before in their entire life and care about woman with big boobs and a thicc ass because they got all the cake that they want to suck on and grope on their tits and other “flat” woman do not. They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now. You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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