Flanorexia Mug
Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans. The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years. Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family. People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius' Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave. Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt. Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
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Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
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