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Flake Mug

A flake is a person of weak character. When the going gets tough, they can't handle it and give up. They tend to be the end product of parents that spoiled them rotten. Many upper middle class kids who had parents that gave them cars, toys, nice clothes and did not make them work as teenagers turn out to be useless flakes that have no concept of how to get by in the real world. Flakes tend to let their emotions get the best of them. You can tell right away if a girl is a flake because as soon as she gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is crying and sobbing to her best friends over a cell phone. Flakes are not reliable when it comes to following through on their commitments. They are used to having it easy so when they fail, they break down and blame their weakness on their friends. Flaky parents don't have the balls to discipline their kids so their kids turn out to be useless spoiled brats that couldn't change a flat tire to save their lives and waste their time on facebook, texting and shopping. Although flaky women tend to be very attractive, they are incredibly boring to be with because all they do is watch MTV and follow the latest scandals of Hollywood.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2

This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.

Quandale D. May 1

My friend loved it.!!

vivi w. May 1
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.

Material G. May 1

i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!

maddie w. May 1

Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.

Slag May 1

best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug

vcuhhuvfr Apr 30

I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.

Chandler T. Apr 30

briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!

maddie w. Apr 30

This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.

Jeffery E. Apr 29

Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.

Daniel S. Apr 29
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I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.

David M. Apr 29
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This mug looks great! I love it!

Rebecca J. Apr 28
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I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459

Rowan P. Apr 28

This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing

Luke K. Apr 28

War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.

ha h. Apr 28
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