Fish Hands
Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations. Procedure: 1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points. 1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points. 1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points. 2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly. 2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props. 2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props. 2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis. 3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly. 3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points. 3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points. 3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points. 3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck. Ultimate goal; To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media. see teh facebook group for examples
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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