Fire
You fuel his fire .. And you know this .. Yet … And then … stalker boy .. my definitions you’re now following me online as I don’t go out anymore … as soon as the new def hits I lgo away … come back, just feel it’s you, has your holy essence … So .. Attention … you have it … Write for me .. we can dance .. make sure I know it’s you .. not the usual bullshit … So what’s your issue … ? Jealousy … Yet looking at the 2 of us … who looks the perfect gent and who is the complete wreck .. the depression years show big time … yep the eyebrows don’t lie … take all my stress out on them … well some stress … Yet fake smile people seem to fall for .. gentle demeanour hiding your agenda … even took a while for me to really see you … and I’m good at it … and maybe I used to exhibit the same … as I was unhappy thinking I was happy…. Strange life … So just has the most random thought … what if … What if … What if … She turns about to be real .. all those beautiful words (that you take and fuck with and whatever else … I refuse to imagine.. like a lot of things in life ..) And I’m real And you see us As happy .. wistful .. as the summer breeze … we see you .. you see us … Lol .. maybe I do want a happy ending ;)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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