Finger job
When a girl strokes your cock with just one finger, eventually bringing you to orgasm. After I was completely naked, she sat me down, handcuffed my wrists behind the chair, and used nylon rope to tie my ankles to each chair leg. She stood up and looked down at me, smiling and looking amazing in her sports bra and short shorts. She held her index finger in front of me. “One finger. That’s all I need to make you cum.” She read the puzzled expression on my face. “Oh, you don’t believe me? Why don’t we make a wager. If I make you cum within 5 minutes, I’ll leave you here for the next hour.” My heart stopped for a split second. “If I don’t…” she leaned in to whisper in my ear “I’ll let you handcuff me instead.” My jaw dropped at the idea of being able to turn the tables on her. “I’ll take that as a yes, then?” she said, smirking. I nodded, although my throbbing ejection may have been clouding my judgment. “All right,” she pointed to the clock. “Your 5 minutes start now.” She leaned over, her face just in front of mine. With just her index finger, she started slowly and lightly stroking my cock from my shaft to the tip. It felt great, and it made my wrists and ankles twitch against my binds, but I didn’t see how she was going to make me cum from it. She then gave me 5 quick, hard finger strokes from the bottom to the top of the underside of my erection. She suddenly stopped stroking me, stepped back, folded her arms and beamed. “You lose!”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
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