FinalbnceSizzurp
Long abused paedophile who's hobbys include making dark pornos for hardened rapists in prison, it derives pleasure from sex with small innocent children, old people and animals. Bullied since it was first born, FinalbnceSizzurp goes under a human name "bedsit colin" in a pathetic attempt to blend into repectable human society. As it has no friends, it is forced to try and socialise on internet chat rooms as it is too disgusting to be seen outside. Ever since daddy first abused it, it has become increasingly pleasured over the occasional anal sex, resulting in its more common nickname "Bucket-Arse". A lifetime of frequent, hard arse sex has produced the twisted nonce it is today with his best "friend" who he prefers to call his "sock puppet" due to his acquired practices he makes it endure. FinalbnceSizzurp is a phrase most commonly used to describe anyone of a nonce personality, someone with no friends or social life or is just a fucktard freak, cunthead in general. Use this insult wisely, it is best to only use it on rare occasions as it could cause long term mental damage to anyone branded as it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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