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you mofockers... u dont know wtf a true filipino is.. lemme xplain it like dis. philippines is made out of THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of islands (7000+). first human beings to step in the philippines are the malaysians..wen malaysians wer takin over d philippines, we speak and write in ALIBATA--which no longer exist. its not written n alphabets, or alphabets with aphotrophes n hyphen like vietnamese, or chinese, or japanese, or korean, or hindu, etc... wen i look at it, for me.. its a mixture of chinese/hindu. very unique. so anyways.. movin on.. damn spaniards!!! if they dint nvade philippines, philippines would be a well respected and culture-riched ASIAN country. filipinos r only called pacific islanders coz people r dumb.. they dunno wassup so yea..right now, it's not shockin that 9/10 filipino is part spanish.. never been to the philippines? no? damn u missin out. filipinos are the 2nd largest asian population in the U.S. filipinos were treated like the blacks when they were under the command of the white mofockers. in san francisco bay area california, back in the 60's 70's 80's... white cops beat every filipino they see. they call us "riot starters" and "bad influence" to the community. riot started..eh.. i kinda agree on dat. but bad influence? fuc no. shit mang, if it wasnt for the filipinos, san francisco wouldnt foggy at night n shit..(coz thats when they begin cooking rice) funny? no? ok. youll see filipinos all over the world (other parts of asia, africa, north america, south america, europe, etc.) filipinos (especially teens) who's born in the US don't embrace their culture...when they're called "asian" they get mad, they like being called "pacific islander" better...which reflects their stupidity and lack of knowledge about their culture. damn im tired.. anyways. about me...im not full filipino. my dad is full chinese and my mom is filipino and spanish. her parents speaks fluent spanish...when i'm asked what my nationality is, i proudly tell peeps that im 100% filipino even though im not. im proud to be one. ok im tired. imma go to sleep now. SHOUT OUTS TO MY NANAY AND TATAY--MY NANAY IS IN THE PHILIPPINES AND TATAY IS IN GUAM!!! AND ATE, AND KUYA, AND MY DOG.
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