FIFO Mug
F**!**g Idiot FROM Ohio (Driver) Gives an unfriendly gesture used almost exclusively by FIFO drivers. When another driver does something polite, an FIFO driver will give a small wave with his/her middle finger as their sign of thanks. This usually gets strange looks from drivers from other states, but to Ohioans, it's instinct. FIFO drivers are the worst in the world. The will speed up as to NOT let you merge, they will even wreck their own car to stop you from merging. If you try to merge in front, you get the "Ohio wave". If you fail to merge in front or if they overtake you on the right lane, expect a "brake check" where the FIFO will jam their brakes, even stopping traffic on the Freeway. FIFO drivers will race, pushing their cars to the limit to get to a red light so that you won't get up front. Then barely accurate several seconds after the light turns green. Simply honk your horn to get the "Ohio wave". If the light you are approaching is green, the FIFO will slow excessively, anticipating it to turn red. FIFO break the speed limit going uphill, but will wear out their breaks to go extra slow down hill. FIFO drivers have been known to kill families by NOT letting others pass on a 2 lane road by accelerating, even if they have had you stuck going 15 mph under the speed limit for the last 5 miles.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
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