FIFA smite
1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better. 2.Speed Hackers 3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection. 4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion 5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie 6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open. 7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs 8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss 9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one. 10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1 11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason 12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over. 13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection 14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game. 15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win 16. Losing points on a 3-0 win 17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again 18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time. 19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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