fezza
The most hideouis form of man kind. Usually the scummiest of all scum. You KNOW you have come across a Fezza when you see somthing resemballing a ghost comming towards you in baggy over sized pants, multiple layers of tops (despite it being a 40degree day) top layer MUST consist of a baggy hoodie and a cap. Eyes are usually sunken in n dopey, slanty, watery n YUCK after hangin out in some dark hiden place smoking a few bongs aka. weed with other fezza'z. Their convasations will consist of nothing but Sluts they have apparently fk'd in the most random positions (keep in mind its probz BS, the only way to tell if ther stories are true is if they have aids - coz ne1 slutty enuf to go near them would defs have aids), also ther fkn siicck as graff peices n bombing trains. Sometimes they might even talk about ther MASSIVE BIG weekend that they are still recovering from, that consisted of them hiding out in some really scummy place too high off god only knows what to even move!!! Usually use words like KHUNT, MAYT... or sentences like who the fuck do ya think yu are khunt, your fkn O.D'in me mayt. OR howz ya misses going son, herd yu fuckd the bitch so hard she was screamin ya name ya sick khunt, so how much longa till the mini yu mayt?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
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