Fezza
The most hideouis form of man kind. Usually the scummiest of all scum. You KNOW you have come across a Fezza when you see somthing resemballing a ghost comming towards you in baggy over sized pants, multiple layers of tops (despite it being a 40degree day) top layer MUST consist of a baggy hoodie and a cap. Eyes are usually sunken in n dopey, slanty, watery n YUCK after hangin out in some dark hiden place smoking a few bongs aka. weed with other fezza'z. Their convasations will consist of nothing but Sluts they have apparently fk'd in the most random positions (keep in mind its probz BS, the only way to tell if ther stories are true is if they have aids - coz ne1 slutty enuf to go near them would defs have aids), also ther fkn siicck as graff peices n bombing trains. Sometimes they might even talk about ther MASSIVE BIG weekend that they are still recovering from, that consisted of them hiding out in some really scummy place too high off god only knows what to even move!!! Usually use words like KHUNT, MAYT... or sentences like who the fuck do ya think yu are khunt, your fkn O.D'in me mayt. OR howz ya misses going son, herd yu fcukd the bitch so hard she was screamin ya name u sick khunt, so how much longa till the mini yu mayt?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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