Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful. A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to. - always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle. - Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not. - Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops. - Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops - refuses to nap during long trips. - Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op. Credit: Donald Walsh 2025