Female Simp
An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type. 1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level. 2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention. Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him. 3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
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