Fat

People who cannot help there disease, fat people suffer from A terrible disease, symptoms include (but not limited too) food tasting good, food tasting extremal good, food magically finding its way to ones mouth or hand, the Erg to eat small rodents and animals, being terrified of salad's/Fruit (especially lettuce its like the fat persons kryptonite), small children and house hold object orbiting the fat person, feeling like your the sexiest person on the planet, feeling the need to ware a bikini even though they make you look like freshly made sausages (you know the ones that are tied in a knot between each one?) and using the term "big boned" when called fat. If you find your self suffering form any of these symptoms please contact a local physician, or the nearest witch doctor if you cant fit into the Doctors Office